The Not a Gynecologist T-Shirt walks in looking professional for about half a second before the punchline drops its pants: but I know a cunt when I see one. It is rude, surgical, and absolutely not covered by insurance.

Some shirts whisper. This one snaps on gloves and chooses violence. The joke hits with that perfect mix of fake expertise and real insult, making this Not a Gynecologist shirt a beautifully inappropriate choice for anyone whose sense of humor belongs in a locked drawer.

Call it a Not a Gynecologist graphic tee, a “but I know a cunt when I see one” shirt, or just a wearable HR complaint with great timing. Either way, it knows exactly what it saw.