The How to Pick Up Chicks T-Shirt takes the world’s dumbest pickup lesson and makes it beautifully literal. One filthy little phrase, one innocent chicken joke, and suddenly everyone’s brain is face-down in the gutter wearing a name tag that says “I swear I meant baby birds.”

This How to Pick Up Chicks shirt is the kind of joke that looks wholesome for half a second before the punchline starts grinding on the furniture. It is perfect for anyone who loves a funny chicken shirt, chick pun shirt, pickup line tee, or a graphic tee that lets the dirty minds expose themselves.

Call it poultry advice. Call it a dating tutorial with feathers. Either way, this How to Pick Up Chicks graphic tee knows exactly why people are laughing, and it is not because they love farm safety.